He lets his web swing him up real high, when suddenly he gets a strange feeling in his head. "Ooh, my spider-sense is tingling. I think somethings up at that bank over there. Better check it out." Spidey says to himself and dives towards the ground. At the perfect moment, he shoots a web and swings to the wall just above the entrance to the bank.
Through the wall, Spider-Man can sense what's happening inside.
"There's someone in there calling the shots. He's got people tied up on both sides of the room and they're very scared. Alrighty, time for some of that old fashioned hero stuff!"
With that last thought, Spider-Man leaps out into the air above the street in front of the bank, fires off two web lines on either side of the bank doors, and sends himself hurdling through them. He bursts into the bank and double flips into a landing while singing, "Here I come to save the da--" He stops, noticing that there's a man standing on a table facing him but with his head down. He wears a purple fedora along with a fancy-looking though tattered, long purple tuxedo jacket complete with long tails. He holds a large crowbar, leaning on it like a cane. His shoulders shudder as he starts to giggle maniacally, "HeeHeeHee Hello, Spider-Man, it is truly a joy to meet you HeeHee"
"Who are you now?" asks Spider-Man. "I thought I had enough bad guys to worry about."
"HeeHeeHeeeee Oh, I'm not YOUR bad guy, Spider-Man" the Man says, lifting his head revealing a long white face like a clown with a long chin the jutted out and away from his in a peculiar way; with dark green hair, and blood-red lips that curled into an enormous mischievious smile that seemed to be permanently stuck on his face. "I'm someone elses' bad guy. He doesn't dress as colorfullys as you do, and only comes out at night. Hahahha You, my dear little Spider-darling, can call me...THE JOKER HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA"
"What are you doing here and what do you want with these people?! Also I really hope you're wearing sunscreen, cause you'll burn out there today." says Spider-Man.
"HAHAHAHAHHA Silly Spider, I don't care about these people. I just needed something to get your attention. HAHAHAHA!" Laughs the Joker. Spider-Man looks around at the people tied up. There are 2 groups of people all wear clown masks; one group looks to be tied together on one side of the room, the other is tied to the vault and tied with them was DYNAMITE!
"No wonder my spider sense was telling me how scared these people are." thought Spider-Man. He yells back, "Well you have my attention now, Bozo. I'll take care of this bomb and then take care of you." Spider-Man turns to start helping the people tied up to the vault.
"Did you think this was going to be that easy, Webhead? HAHAHAHAHA" laughs the Joker. "I think you need to take a closer look at the TIMER I attached to that dynamite, along with the little helpers I brought along."
As the Joker says this, Spider-Man's spider-sense starts going off like crazy. He turns around and sees the other group of people he thought were tied up, get to their feet armed with machine guns. They cock their weapons, ready to fight. Spider-Man looks at the people tied to the bomb and finds the timer. He has less than 3 minutes!
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I just wanted to meet you, Spider-Man, and give you a little taste of the games I have in store for you! Have fun, boys, try not kill each other too quickly, I really want that bomb to go off. HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" The laughter echoes off of the walls as the Joker makes his escape. Spider-Man turns to face the gunmen, the timer closing in on 2 mintues left.
"You know you guys could make this easier for all of us if you just throw down your guns and go away. Then you won't be all beat up and in jail later." quips Spider-Man and leaps into the air as a hail of gunfire erupt from the men. He lands safely on the wall.
"Or not. Ok, well there's only 7 of you, I can handle that in less than 2 minutes, right?" Spider-Man says to himself. "Let's find out!" He jumps and fires off a wide spray of webbing, blinding the Joker's men to his movements for the moment. Spider-Man lands on the ground and slide tackles two of the goons as they're distracted. He webs their hands and feet together, then quickly fires off two more web lines that attach to two of the henchmen's guns. He jumps into the air spinning his body horizontally like a drill, making the web lines twist the guns out of the hands of the Joker's goons. With lightening quick speed, Spider-Man lands and immediately dives forward, flipping at the last second to deliver strong kicks to the henchmen's chest. The two go flying over the bank counter.
The remaining three goons scramble to get away from Spider-Man while keeping him in their sights. They seperate and move towards the corners of the room. Spider-Man jumps straight up, landing upside down on the ceiling, "Gotta make this quick," he thinks to himself. He jumps from the ceiling, shooting a web line at one goon, and landing near a large table in the middle of the room. At the same exact time, Spider-Man kicks the table at one of the other 2 goons, and swings the webline (now attached to the goon behind him) at the last man in the corner. The table crashes into one man, breaking apart and knocking him out; while the webbed goon collides with the last guy.
Spider-Man stands triumphantly, then remembering the timer leaps to the vault. The bomb seems to be tied to the same restraints on the bank customers. Luckily it's just rope, and Spider-Man quickly cuts away the dynamite. But the timer is still ticking! 15 seconds left! Spider-Man runs out into the street and leaps into the air firing off a webline. He gets to the roof as the timer hits 5 seconds. He attaches a webline to the bomb and swings it around his head, letting go with enough force to throw it out into the open air above the Hudson River. KABOOM!!!!! The bomb detonates harmlessly in the air.
"Sorry to anyone napping in New Jersey!" Yells Spider-Man, "YOWZAS!!!" His spider-sense is going crazy all of the sudden. He runs to the ledge and looks out across the city as a large explosion erupts on the street a few blocks away. Farther down another explosion, then 2 more even farther off. Looking South, Spider-Man watches in horror as 3 more large explosions erupt. He shoots a web and swings off to a large sky scraper to get a better look as he hears 5 more explosions erupt around him from various distances. As Spider-Man reaches the top of the building to see the whole city blanketed in smoke from 12 different places, his cell phone is ringing. He grabs it, barely able to speak because of what he's seeing.
"H-hello?"
"P-PETER! ARE YOU THERE!?"
"Yes, MJ, what is it? What's wrong? Are you alright?"
"I'm fine, but Peter..."
"What? What happened?!?!?!"
"All of the explosions...Oh, Peter...it's May...I'm so sorry...your Aunt May is gone."
TO BE CONTINUED...
Sorry, come back next week to see what else the Joker has in store for Spider-Man. Will it be too much for the wallcrawler? Or will he do the old hero thing and save the day? Well you'll just have to wait and see...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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